the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
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The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
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dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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