Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
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I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
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He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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