Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
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You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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