Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
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Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
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it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
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