But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
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Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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