so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
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MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
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YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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