I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
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I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
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Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
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