No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
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Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
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we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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