how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
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new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
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I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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