he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
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we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
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did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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