I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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