Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
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there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
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My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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