Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
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Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
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I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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