My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just gift wrapped bread.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
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Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
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I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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