Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
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my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
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Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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