I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
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My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
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It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
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