i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
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I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
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Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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