Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
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Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
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Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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