YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
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No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
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I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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