Why does Corona taste like a burp?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
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I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
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I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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