Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
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I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
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If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
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