I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
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I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
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You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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