butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
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I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
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He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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