Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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