Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
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I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
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my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
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