i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
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You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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