can u get pink eye on your cock?
I love having hate sex.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
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Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
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Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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