And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
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Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
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she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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