so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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