Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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