Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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