dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
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It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
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Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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