If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
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The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I didn't notice because vodka
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
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He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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