We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
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His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
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Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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