Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
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In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
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The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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