I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
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Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
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TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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