I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
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no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
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The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
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