so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
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I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
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I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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