Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
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the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
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I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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