Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
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Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
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