dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
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Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
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Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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