i would punch a child for taco bell
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
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How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
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I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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