If i come over, it means nothing
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
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We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
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For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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