What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
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I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
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At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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