When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
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I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
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It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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