Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
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this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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