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Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
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i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
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Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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