it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
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Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
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I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Is her dick bigger than yours?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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