Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
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He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
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wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
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