I wish I only lived at night.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
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He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
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the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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